nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito
- My trainer: More leg
- My trainer: More leg
- My trainer: MORE LEG
- My trainer: EVEN MORE THAN THAT
- My trainer: Whats always the solution?
- Me: More leg?
- My trainer: Whats 2+2?
- Me: More leg?
- My trainer: Yes. Now use more leg.
helpful hint #979594303: My, philosophy is, basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason. Ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who… or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been. Ever. For any reason. Whatsoever.
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
