hungarian:

nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito

15 hours ago · reblog · 73,429 notes

  • My trainer: More leg
  • My trainer: More leg
  • My trainer: MORE LEG
  • My trainer: EVEN MORE THAN THAT
  • My trainer: Whats always the solution?
  • Me: More leg?
  • My trainer: Whats 2+2?
  • Me: More leg?
  • My trainer: Yes. Now use more leg.

16 hours ago · reblog · 1,478 notes

quentintarantinos:

helpful hint #979594303: My, philosophy is, basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason. Ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who… or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been. Ever. For any reason. Whatsoever.

1 day ago · reblog · 238 notes

suicidebyisolation:

Oh fuck, the memories
iamaurelien:

+

dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

2 days ago · reblog · 50,477 notes

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

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